Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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