Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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