forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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