The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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