You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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