Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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