were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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