I am spending my child support on dildos
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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