We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Randomize
