Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
