yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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