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and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo

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(630): View more from Illinois

Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.

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(432): View more from Texas

Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?

(917): View more from New York City

There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now

(865): View more from Tennessee

....ill put you down as a no then

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