Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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