I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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