at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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