I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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