The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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