oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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