i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
you never un-have a 4some
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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