Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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