Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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