He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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