We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
What a dumb baby whore.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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