Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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