He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
The ass gains better be worth it
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