He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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