Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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