She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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