i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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