Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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