But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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