Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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