do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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