I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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