So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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