Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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