"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
don't judge my taste in strippers
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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