There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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