I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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