3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
false alarm. still invincible.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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