People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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