It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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