that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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