i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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