How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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