How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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