All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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