Whod you bang
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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