was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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