I CAN MOONWALK!
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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