Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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