went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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