she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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