All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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