turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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